Whoa, Sam. Those are some nice-looking teeth you’ve got there.
This reminds me of a couple of dental-related puns.
Q: Why do dentists have the highest suicide rate?
A: Because they’re always down in the mouth.
And of course, the best Tom Swifty of them all:
“Oops, I dropped my toothpaste,” said Tom crestfallen.
Did you hear that the “Cinnabar Workers Union” is changing its name to the “Amalgamated Mercury Miners?”
Sorry … its the only chemist / dentist joke I know.